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You Are Naming Your Baby….What?
by Elodia Tate
A humorous essay reminding you
think before naming your baby and then go ahead and name them whatever
the heck you want anyway.
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My name is E-l-o-d-i-a. I
wouldn’t make that up. My mother did, but I wouldn’t.
People often ask me if I got teased,
when I was a child, because of my name. I tell them “Nope”.
Children didn’t have a problem with my name. It’s the adults that
seem to have a problem.”
Looking back, I have two theories why
I wasn’t teased for my name. One is that children tease the
obvious and they had plenty of material to work with, due to my nose.
Two, they love to rhyme and there are not too many words that rhyme with
the name Elodia (E-low-dee-a). Think about it. So far, I can
only come up with one……..Cambodia. Trust me, after all the nose
jokes “Elodia from Cambodia.” couldn’t’ have hurt my feelings one bit.
I can remember clearly, telling the
teacher my name, on the first day of school, when I was five years old.
She was not as prepared for the first day of kindergarten, as was I.
She should have worn gingham and black
patent leather shoes. They helped.
She bent down and looked me in the eye
and asked “What is your name?” I said “Elodia.” She then had
this look of sheer horror on her face and she actually jumped backwards.
I might as well have said Lucifer. Now that I think back, I guess
I can understand her position. Here she was looking at this cute
Caucasian, blonde, freckled face, pigtailed little girl (and I was cute)
and then hearing this strange and “ethnic” sounding name escape from my
lips. This wasn’t in the teacher’s manual. I could tell.
She became extremely nervous and said
“Well. We’ll just have to think of something more appropriate to
call you.” Now, can someone tell me what could be more appropriate
to call me than my name?
She pleaded “You must have a
nick-name. Don’t you?” I shook my head “No.” I wasn’t about
to tell her my family called me “Baby Ann”. Next, I’d be telling her
that I sleep with two of my sisters and I still wet the bed. No,
she’ll just have to learn to deal with the cold hard facts. Hey, I
thought I was the one coming to school to learn?
That was the first of many name
adventures to come.
My name is Spanish. It sounds
more like “E-lo-thee-a” with the accent. Try to imagine Antonio Banderas
and how he would sound pronouncing my name. I do it all the time.
Not that he would be, but I can dream. I asked my mother where she got
my name and she says she named me after a friend. Not just any
friend, but her best-friend. However, I am over forty years
old and I have yet to meet this friend. She doesn’t call, she
doesn’t write. I have my suspicions.
Maybe she gave me a difficult name due
to having had a hard time bringing me into this world. Call me
crazy but I asked her and she said I almost killed her.
I asked about two of my sisters and
did she have a hard time birthing them. She said one labor was
only an hour and the other she didn’t even feel a cramp. She just
pushed once and the other babies came out. Their names are Julie
and Cathy. You decide.
My name is a great conversation
starter. Here are some of the things people tell me after an
introduction and what I am really thinking when I reply to them,
politely, with a smile and a nod. Not too big a smile because I
would hate for them to see me gritting my teeth.
“That is such an interesting name.
Where did you get it?”
Thinking: “Um, Ebay?”
“Is it a family name?”
Thinking: “No, the people in my
family…they have other names.”
“Your name is so pretty. It
sounds so, so melodious.”
Thinking: “Take the “M” off melodious,
you idiot, and you’ll find out why Elodia sounds so melodious.”
Then there are the funny people who
say real slow and with a wave, “Hellllo- to- ya”, and that’s always cute
(serious eye rolling going on here).
It might sound like I am complaining
but I honestly LOVE my name. I can’t imagine having had another
one. Not that I’ve never been called anything else. I’m sure
that’s happened. Once.
I wouldn’t trade my name, even if I
could find personalized souvenirs while on vacation.
Because of my name I think I stand out
in a crowd and I am remembered. Oh, never mind that’s my nose
again, standing out in the crowd, but it does help me to be remembered.
I think they remember me as the lady that they can’t remember how to say
her name.
My name has given me a voice, as I
have learned to tell the stories about my name over and over and over
again. And best of all, it has taught me a sense of humor.
I now have eight daughters of my own
and I have named them all Elodia. No wait. I didn’t do that.
George Foreman did that. No, he didn’t name his daughters Elodia.
He had lots of little George Foreman’s but he added the name “Grill” on
the end. I see them everywhere.
No, I did the intelligent thing when I
named my children. I gave them all names that start with the
letter “D”. You should hear how smart I sound when I try calling
one of them. I sound like a broken CD player
“Da,da,da,da,da,da…….you whatever your name is. It starts with a
“D”. Get over here!”
To confuse me further, my mother and
my sister’s son, lived with us for a short time. Their names are
Dora and Danny. We just referred to them as “Da-motha” and “Da-nephew”.
My point is…no matter what you name
your child, they may or may not wind up liking their name, but they are
still going to wish you had given them a nose job at thirteen.
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Elodia Tate is a
best-selling author and professional speaker, and
health coach,
who is known for using humor & story telling to connect with her
audience. She enjoys speaking to small groups as well as large
audiences, and has been labeled as a "Health Activist" for the right to
choose your own path to wellness. To contact Elodia visit
http://www.elodiatate.com
© Copyright 2004 Elodia
Tate all rights reserved. Permission to reprint granted with full
article reprint, author credit and a link back to my site, and a bottle
of White Zinfendel wouldn’t hurt either.

Scheduling Your Baby Naming Ceremony - the Right Time Makes All the
Difference
By
Jennifer Cram
If you're at the stage of wanting to organise a naming ceremony for
your baby, then you already know that babies have their own schedule,
which doesn't always align with yours. At certain times of the day they
are more sociable, more alert, and more amenable to the sort of
activities a naming ceremony involves. For a baby this means being
clean, being rested, and not being hungry.
Your first priority should be to work out the time of the day that
your baby will be at his or her social best. This is often mid-morning
or early afternoon, but not every baby keeps to the same timetable. So
the primary consideration must be choosing a time for the ceremony which
fits your individual baby's feeding/sleep schedule.
A namegiving ceremony must always be conducted on "baby time". This
means that as well as being scheduled at the best time for the
particular baby, there must be enough time to pause the ceremony and
tend to the baby's needs (or the needs of another baby present)if the
baby needs changing, feeding or generally soothing.
Celebrants also have schedules, and these frequently involve not only
time of the day but day of the week. Here in Brisbane mid-afternoon on
any Saturday between September and February is peak demand time for
weddings (70% of weddings take place on a Saturday), which tends to
result in celebrants who also do weddings being heavily booked. By
contrast only about 20% of weddings happen on a Sunday, so scheduling
your naming ceremony for a Sunday will mean you will have a greater
choice of celebrant, and, if you are planning to have the ceremony in a
park or other venue apart from your home or the home of a friend or
relative, greater choice of venue, too. Scheduling your ceremony in the
morning will also give you greater choice than the afternoon.
Other considerations may include
- A significant date. First birthdays are not uncommon, but it could
equally well be another day of significance to you.
- The light. In Queensland, for example, the best light for outdoor
photographs is the morning, so if you wish to have an outdoor naming
photography might be important.
- Heat. The time of the day the area you want to use will be shaded
should get priority in the hot weather.
- Work and other commitments of guests and participants, or travel
arrangements for far-flung family and friends.
- Your time-line. If you are planning to schedule your ceremony in
the near future you have to be far more flexible than if your proposed
date for your ceremony is a long time off.
A good celebrant whose schedule fits yours, a relaxed and happy baby,
and an environment that is comfortable for all guests, are the
ingredients that make for a happy and relaxed ceremony. All it takes is
a little bit of juggling.
Jennifer Cram is an accredited General Civil Celebrant based in
Brisbane Queensland Australia where she specialises in performing one of
a kind Naming Ceremonies as Beautiful as your Baby and other
ceremonies. For more information about her naming ceremonies visit her
website
http://www.jennifercram.com and/or her
Baby Naming Blog.
Copyright © 2005 Jennifer Cram. You have permission to publish this
article electronically or in print, free of charge, as long as the
bylines are included. A courtesy copy of your publication would be
appreciated.
Article Source:
http://EzineArticles.com/
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